THE GURU, GLOVED?

So you think the bread slippers were off the chain? Some body has finally gone to the ultimate in ridiculous and invented these Bread Gloves. Come on people, I'm peeing my pants... and since I'm a dog, I don't really wear pants, so this is becoming extremely uncomfortable! I need to know what you have to say about the bread gloves. Is this a permanent replacement for the sandwich as we know it? The end of my career as the Sandwich Guru? Will I be working some where else next week? Help me, friends............... am I losing my grip on things? What happens when you're done with the fillings? Do we then resort to eating our own fingers? What is the world of sandwiches coming to? Is this technology? Or is it Halloween and I don't know it?

Have a Halloween Sandwich!

This Skull Sandwich is inspired by the symbolic skulls (calaveras) that are used to celebrate the Day of the Dead. Use the recipe to inspire your trick-or-treating kids. It's fun, inexpensive and yummy too. Here's how:
Ingrédients
Bread
Peanut Butter
Jelly
Mini Marshmallows
Cranberries and or Raisins
Pumpkin seeds
Chocolate Chips
Alternative fillings apply, see Mexican sugar skulls for ideas
Préparation and Decoration
Spread fillings on bottom slice of bread, set aside
Cut eyes and nose holes in top piece of bread with what ever works, i.e., cookie cutter, bottle cap, etc.
Cut teeth out with butter knife.
Using other kitchen items create decorative dots, flowers, and swirls
Fill in the teeth with something to make them pop
Garnish plate with marshmallow dots.