Hot Pursuit Yields Bag of Sandwiches

After fleeing the scene of an accident and leading police on a chase last Tuesday, Mr. Turoqua Correll, age 30 of Salisbury was charged with 2 counts of assault, misdemeanor larceny, injury to personal property, possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphenalia, and carrying a concealed weapon. Nice work!

While shopping at a local discount market, Mr. Correl hit a man from behind and knocked him to the ground. Then pushed a pickle jar into a woman's foot and stole a paperbag containing what else?

A Fish Sandwich, Cheeseburger and French Fries! He later drove his Isuzu Rodeo into the back of a Cadillac Escalade and without stopping, jumped onto the Interstate. Highway Patrol continued the pursuit and finally stoopped Correll finding marijuana and a machete in his car.
Correll was sentenced and will be in jail for his next few meals. But I'm wondering if and when he was able to eat his bag of sandwiches.

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