Man Attacked for his Bologna & Cheese Sandwich!

In Oklahoma City yesterday Roger Hamilton was minding his own business, sitting on a bus station bench. With a few minutes to spare before his bus, Roger reached into his satchel and fished out the bologna & cheese sandwich he'd bought earlier that day. He tore open the little mayo packet with his teeth and as he was about to squeeze it onto his sandwich, he noticed a man near by had begun to stare at him. Feeling slightly self conscious, Roger continued to dress his bologna when suddenly the man lunged at him, punched him in the mouth, grabbed the sandwich and fled the scene. Local police are still hunting down the sandwich suspect and residents in the area can take a bite out of crime by calling the Sheriffs office with any leads.