So you think the bread slippers were off the chain? Some body has finally gone to the ultimate in ridiculous and invented these Bread Gloves. Come on people, I'm peeing my pants... and since I'm a dog, I don't really wear pants, so this is becoming extremely uncomfortable! I need to know what you have to say about the bread gloves. Is this a permanent replacement for the sandwich as we know it? The end of my career as the Sandwich Guru? Will I be working some where else next week? Help me, friends............... am I losing my grip on things? What happens when you're done with the fillings? Do we then resort to eating our own fingers? What is the world of sandwiches coming to? Is this technology? Or is it Halloween and I don't know it?